The Mountain Goats: Great band, or greatest band?

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In this blog I link to other blogs

So I'm fucking around on the internet and some dude links me to a thing. This thing, or "web site" as it's colloquially known in "cyber space" alerts me to a startling new perfume. It's called Vulva, and you can probably guess what it's supposed to smell like.

Whoops, time's up, the answer was VAGINA.

And to add to the comedy, the "web site" that brought this horrid stench to my attention went out on the streets in a predominantly gay section of NYC, and did some testing. It turns out that fags like me don't enjoy the smell of vagina. Who would have thought?

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Man Man is in a commercial.

So I'm watching TV the other day and a Nike commercial comes on. I suddenly realize "OH SHIT this music is Man Man. How strange." And because I was so freaked out by it I forgot what the commercial was for like a week but I found it on youtube!

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Last night someone was stabbed behind the store I work at.

The police said nobody was hurt, although I am completely unsure as to how one can be stabbed without being hurt. The police wanted about an hour worth of store security footage, but we don't have any cameras outside so the footage will probably be useless.

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I am horribly lazy when it comes to mantaining my website that I actually pay good money every year for.

I think John Darnielle needs to sing louder than he does most of the time.

I live in the worst of all the counties in New Jersey, The Sussex.

I work at a drug store and am a Shift Supervisor in training.

I used to go to William Paterson but that is no longer the case.

I drive around in a chunk of metal death waiting to happen, colloquially known as a 1992 Chevy Lumina with a WFMU bumper sticker.

My diet consists mainly of Chinese Food, the spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy's, and Qdoba/Chipotle burritos.

Sometimes I'll try and write a story but I'll never finish one because I always get bored and stop.

I haven't had a haircut in two years.


I'm Alex, what's up homeslice?