Gore Gone Wild

Okay, so I'm at work today, right? And it turns out that the higher ups want me in charge of magazines because nobody ever does anything with them even though they're supposed to. Fun fun fun! So anyway I'm scanning out like 4 deliveries worth of magazine returns, and towards the end of the five-hour 1400 issue scan-a-thon, I find this:




It may be blurry, but I think it's fucking hilarious.