hello

I am horribly lazy when it comes to mantaining my website that I actually pay good money every year for.

I think John Darnielle needs to sing louder than he does most of the time.

I live in the worst of all the counties in New Jersey, The Sussex.

I work at a drug store and am a Shift Supervisor in training.

I used to go to William Paterson but that is no longer the case.

I drive around in a chunk of metal death waiting to happen, colloquially known as a 1992 Chevy Lumina with a WFMU bumper sticker.

My diet consists mainly of Chinese Food, the spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy's, and Qdoba/Chipotle burritos.

Sometimes I'll try and write a story but I'll never finish one because I always get bored and stop.

I haven't had a haircut in two years.


I'm Alex, what's up homeslice?